Jawwn Smoltz is FAWWTY-WAN YEE-AHS OLD! He's awwl-most as old as fackin' Wakefield!
We need anotha HITT-AH to match Tah-SHAIR-AHHH!
We gawwt ah guy named RAWW-CO? That's ah WAWWP name! He should be ah Yankee!
And I heard he's re-TAH-ded! WE DON'T WANT NO RE-TAH-DED WAWWPS AWN OW-AH RED SAHHCKS!
Who else?
Penny? THAT FAT CAWKBAG IS AHHH-FULL! He had an ERA of ov-ah SIX for the GAWD-DAMN DAWW-JAHS!!
Look at him in that pick-CHA! HE'S HAVING A HAWWWT ATTACK!
And Josh BAHHHD can't catch Wakefield's KNUCK-LAH! That's why we gawt rid of him the first time!
FACKIN SAHHCKS! FACKIN YANKEES!! GO CELTICS!!!
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whole crap chris that was freaken awesome, anytime i feel sad or depressed i'm going to read this post...freaken halarious
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