It's true, Jays fans! The worst baseball play-by-announcer in history has finally been relieved of his duties.
And replacing him? Buck Martinez! FUCK YES!
"I'm really looking forward to the opportunity to call play-by-play, and living up to the great tradition that has been established by Tom Cheek, Jim Hughson and Dan Shulman."
BUT NOT JAMIE CAMPBELL! THAT COCKZIPPER SET OUR PROFESSION BACK FOR YEARS!
No longer will I have to watch the Jays on mute. There is no way on God's green earth that Buck could be worse at play-by-play than Jamie fucking Campbell.
Buck's colour guy has yet to be determined, but Pat Tabler, Rance Mulliniks and Darrin Fletcher - aka the Terrible Three - have not had their contracts renewed as of yet, which is promising.
I'll tell you who it won't be: Gregg Zaun, because Milwaukee paid that pile of crap $2.15 million to be their starting catcher!
BAHAHAHA this is the greatest day ever!
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