Saturday, July 31, 2010

The MLB Trade Deadline In Tweets


Follow me on Twitter (Suppa55) whenever the site's actually working. The central server for Twitter is probably somewhere in rural Iowa, tended by that old dude from The Simpsons.




"Come on, Emma!" *poking with broom*

Anyway, it's Twitterin' time!

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Lance Berkman is one of my favourite players from this generation; hard not to cheer for the Big Puma in the Big Apple. #mlbtradedeadline

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The dude who stitches the jerseys for the Texas Rangers is a happy man; he'll never have to do "Saltalamacchia" again. #mlbtradedeadline

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Will Ohman has made a decision: he's taking his talents to South Beach, and joining the Miami Marlins. #mlbtradedeadline

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Octavio Dotel goes to the Dodgers, his 8th team in 7 years. What a weird career; seems to get a closing gig every 3-4 years. Leap year CP? #mlbtradedeadline

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Way to go, Joba Chamberlain: you were so bad, the Yankees considered Kerry Wood an upgrade. #mlbtradedeadline

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Ted Lilly & Ryan Theriot to LA for Blake DeWitt + extras, close to being done. I hate Ted Lilly. Not really relevant, just wanted to say it. #mlbtradedeadline

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The biggest "who cares" 5-player deal of 2010: ARZ get Bobby Crosby, Ryan Church & D.J. Carrasco from PIT for Chris Snyder & minor leaguer. #mlbtradedeadline