tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-206066012024-03-13T01:06:15.024-04:00below the mendoza lineSuppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.comBlogger199125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-7496410309193388642013-07-05T22:01:00.003-04:002013-07-05T22:01:42.713-04:00Dadpost: Waxing Nostalgic with Crayons<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">There’s no question we’re living in a
technology-saturated age, even when it comes to the simple act of drawing. Graphics tablets and super advanced design programs give anyone the ability to
create masterpieces without necessarily having the innate talent to draw.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">But there’s still something special about
cracking open a fresh box of wax crayons, and seeing the sharp, unused tips,
ready to add streaks of colour to the page.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">My daughter’s almost a year and a half old now,
and while she definitely enjoys playing games on our smartphones and watching
TV, she’s also at the age where she can grab a crayon and scribble, which I’ve
been waiting for since I first laid eyes on her in the hospital. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Colouring with my daughter has reawakened my
love of crayons and colouring books. I
remember being super excited to get a brand-new mega-pack of crayons as a kid, so
I was more than happy to provide her with the same feeling. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">My fiancée bought her a few Sesame Street
colouring books, and nearly every day since then we’ve had colouring time. She
even asks for it – pointing at the box and saying “colour!” <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">I don’t always draw perfectly in the lines,
especially when a tiny hand is constantly trying to snatch the crayon I’m using
or scribbling over the area I’m trying to fill in. But just the experience of
colouring alongside her is priceless - even if she immediately ruins all my
hard work! <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">And I’m certainly guilty of continuing to finish
what I was working on - even starting a new page - well after she’s moved on to
another source of entertainment.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">It’s kind of nice to know that, in an era of
iPads and Wacom tablets, a company like Crayola is still going strong. In fact,
it’s their 110<sup>th</sup> anniversary this year, and they’re celebrating by
releasing a<a href="https://www.facebook.com/Crayola?sk=app_184367687735&app_data=/products/4348141-crayola" target="_blank"> limited edition 1903-style eight-crayon pack</a> with new nicknames.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Whatever the name or colour, the simple crayon
will always have a special place in my heart - and in my hand, especially when
it’s being shared with another tiny hand.</span><span style="font-family: Century Gothic, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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Suppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-72364101742986822652012-11-15T22:40:00.000-05:002012-11-15T22:40:05.781-05:00Sorry, Me, But Miguel Cabrera Won AL MVP<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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Welp. The last post I wrote here was that Mike Trout deserved to win AL MVP, but that in all likelihood Miguel Cabrera would win because Triple Crown and playoffs and other dumb non-MVP reasons.<br />
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What I didn't expect was how lopsided the final vote would be - Miggy getting 22 of the 28 first-place votes.<br />
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Look, Cabrera had a terrific season. But the fact that 79% of BBWAA voters thought he was more valuable than Trout is, at best, a misinterpretation of what the word "valuable" means in the context of this award.<br />
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What's particularly frustrating about this year's old-school-vs-new-school vote is that Trout was a more worthy candidate whether you ignore or include all the numbers, be they archaic (RBI, AVG) or sabermetric (WAR, wOBA).<br />
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Instead of rehashing or stripping away all the math, let's focus on just one simple statistic - runs. Trout not only led the majors in that category, but had the greatest impact on the creation of runs on offence, and the prevention of runs on defence.<br />
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Trout got on base more than Cabrera, stole more bases, and played far better defence at a far more important position. And he did it despite missing the first month of his first full season in the majors, turning around an Angels team that stumbled out of the gate and leading them to a better record than Cabrera's Tigers.<br />
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How much more "valuable" could Trout have been to his team? What more could he have done? Short of taking Ervin Santana's turn in the rotation back in May, not much.<br />
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Cabrera was fortunate enough to put up totals that led the AL in all three Triple Crown categories - something that hadn't been done in 45 years, and that, along with his team reaching the postseason, is ultimately what gave Cabrera the edge over Trout.<br />
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But we may never see a season like Trout's again. It may have been the best display of baseball in ten years; can anyone honestly say that Miguel Cabrera accomplished that?<br />
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Hopefully it won't take another ten years - or 45 - to come around again, and hopefully voters will get it right next time.<br />
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Suppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-69372887039572482852012-10-03T00:17:00.002-04:002012-10-03T00:18:31.740-04:00Sorry Miggy, But Mike Trout Deserves AL MVP<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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In all likelihood, Miguel Cabrera is going to win the AL Triple Crown, a feat that hasn't been accomplished in 45 years.<br />
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In all likelihood, Miguel Cabrera is going to win the AL MVP, because of the aforementioned feat.<br />
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This may have been acceptable in 1967, but not in 2012. Mike Trout deserves to win AL MVP in 2012.<br />
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What Trout has been able to accomplish in his first full year in the major leagues is nothing short of sensational. As of this post, he's one stolen base from becoming the third player EVER to hit 30 home runs and steal 50 bases in a season.<br />
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If Cabrera hangs on for the Triple Crown, he will become the 16th player to do it. Impressive, yes, but not as much as it appears; it's more a matter of circumstance.<br />
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For example, Miggy will finish with a worse average than he did last season (a league best .344), and a much lower AVG than the 2010 winner, Josh Hamilton (.359). And the HR total is only one better than Jose Bautista's 2011-leading total, and far less than Joey Bats' 2010 total of 54. Ty Cobb won the Triple Crown way back in 1909 with a whopping 9 home runs, and Frank Robinson's good-but-not-great .316 AVG was enough to secure the Triple Crown in 1966.<br />
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Plus, two-thirds of the Triple Crown statistics - AVG and RBI - are increasingly being seen as irrelevant, as not true measures of baseball prowess, and again, largely dependent on circumstance. Miguel Cabrera hits in the middle of a great Tigers lineup; Trout hits leadoff. And for what it's worth, Trout has 83 RBI, driving in the likes of Maicer Izturis and Alberto Callaspo as opposed to the table-setters in Detroit.<br />
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And perhaps the most amazing statistic of all is zero: the number of games Mike Trout played before April 28. Trout has about 60 fewer plate appearances than Cabrera, and has still compiled eye-popping numbers.<br />
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Trout's WAR (Wins Above Replacement, increasingly considered the best and most accurate statistic to measure a player's value) is an astronomical 10.7, dwarfing Cabrera's 6.8. Without getting too sabermetric on you, this number means Trout is worth almost a full 4 wins more to his team than Cabrera - a significant number when you consider that four wins is the difference between the Tigers capturing the AL Central and missing the playoffs.<br />
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Trout has led his club to a higher win total, and has literally done everything in his power to get his team to the playoffs, short of physically moving the city of Anaheim to the Central Time Zone, which is unfortunately what it would have taken to put the Angels in the postseason.<br />
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When you also consider that Cabrera contributes next to nothing defensively and on the basepaths, you're basically saying that what Cabrera does at the plate 4 to 5 times a game is more valuable than what Trout does at the plate 4 to 5 times a game, plus playing a more challenging position at an elite level, plus being a terror on the basepaths.<br />
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And that just doesn't add up, no matter what statistic or formula you use.</div>
Suppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-15315886945051415912012-09-17T17:20:00.001-04:002012-09-18T15:54:18.396-04:00Yunel Escobar’s Eye Black Is A Black Eye For Baseball<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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This was on Yunel Escobar’s face during Saturday’s Red Sox-Blue Jays game.<br />
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If you’re interested in what it means, you can Google Translate it, but suffice it to say it’s not a kind statement to the homosexual community.<br />
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Whether Escobar himself wrote it or the message was written by a teammate as a prank, it’s the kind of thing that has no place in this game in the year 2012, and will do nothing to improve his less-than-stellar reputation.<br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 19px;">UPDATE: The Blue Jays have released an official statement.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 19px;"><b><i>The Toronto Blue Jays do not support discrimination of any kind nor condone the message displayed by Yunel Escobar during Saturday’s game. The club takes this situation seriously and is investigating the matter.</i></b></span></span></blockquote>
<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 19px;">2ND UPDATE: Escobar was suspended 3 games on Tuesday, will participate in sensitivity training and have his lost salary donated to pro-LGBT causes . He apologized at the press conference, saying it would never happen again. Jays manager John Farrell claimed no one on the team paid attention to what Escobar had written, because it was too small and he had written messages there before.<br /><br />Needless to say, this is a pretty bad time to be a Jays fan right now: close to dead last in the AL East, ravaged by injuries, and now you’ve got a PR disaster in a city that prides itself on its tolerance.</span><br />
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 19px;">Hat tip to @James_in_TO for the photo.</span><br />
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Suppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-81501946543343216962012-09-03T13:11:00.001-04:002012-09-03T13:14:29.223-04:00Dadpost: Don't Take Unsolicited Advice - Or Candy - From Strangers<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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This morning Sarah and I decided to take Hannah up to our building's pool for our first swim together as a family (she has a swim class but it's one parent in the water at a time).<br />
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There was an elderly woman already in the pool - she was there when I went up to check the pool's temperature to ensure it was warm enough for Hannah - and she remained in the pool when the three of us got in.<br />
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Barely a minute or two had passed when the woman decided to come over to us and share her years of wisdom. After she assured us to "not take offense" - I say "us" but she was looking at Sarah the whole time - she hit us with some knowledge: "Babies sometimes pee in pools."<br />
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When Sarah responded that Hannah was wearing a swimming diaper, this woman got way too close for comfort and almost kissed Sarah - whilst holding the baby, no less - and followed that awkward moment up with another "Don't take offense" comment on her way out of the pool.<br />
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This situation left both of us a little stunned: what was the point of that exchange, and why would a complete stranger say something like that to us?<br />
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Sarah often encounters random people offering their advice while she's out with Hannah, and I can understand how frustrating it must be. Who knows their baby better than her mommy? Answer: definitely not some batty old lady or some housewife whose kids don't listen to her anymore.<br />
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This rarely, if ever, happens to me when I'm out with Hannah by myself; I just get people gushing over how cute she is. I guess it's because I'm the dad and the stereotype is that anything I do should be considered a bonus, but if that's the case, shouldn't I be getting bombarded with hot tips because I "don't know any better"?<br />
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It's a weird double standard and like most double standards, they make very little sense and are not based on fact. Both Sarah and I are more than capable of dealing with whatever comes our way baby-wise, and even if we're not always successful, we're confident that we have Hannah's best intentions in mind.<br />
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We've been with her every minute of her life. You, complete stranger, on the other hand, haven't even shared a minute of it, and if you're going to offer us totally unsolicited advice, that's the most you're ever going to get.<br />
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Suppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-41893834364029647772012-08-23T14:58:00.000-04:002012-08-23T16:07:24.296-04:00Dana White Cancels UFC 151, MMA World Asplodes<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="line-height: 19px;">Here's what we know: Dana White has cancelled UFC 151 - the first time ever a PPV has been called off while he's owned the company - because Dan Henderson has a partially torn MCL.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19px;">We also know that White had Chael Sonnen lined up to replace Hendo, but Jon Jones refused the fight on eight days notice, under the guidance of his trainer Greg Jackson.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19px;">The plan going forward is for Jones to fight Lyoto Machida (again) in Toronto (again) in September.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19px;">Needless to say, Dana White is pissed off. He's called both Jones and Jackson out over today's conference call, calling the trainer a "f***ing sport killer". You should stop whatever you're doing and track down that presser, because it was pretty epic.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19px;">Having said that, I'm siding with Jon Jones on this one. From his perspective, it makes absolutely no sense to take this fight.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19px;">Jackson reportedly said it would have been the biggest mistake of his career, and I can understand why he'd say that.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19px;">Jones has the ability to go down as one of the greatest MMA fighters ever, and to jeopardize his legacy by taking a fight with a vastly different opponent eight days before the event would probably not be very smart.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19px;">The counter argument to this is laden with macho bluster, that fighters should take on any and all challenges, anytime, anywhere - regardless of whether it's the intelligent thing to do - and that to do otherwise means you're scared.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19px;">Perhaps certain factions of the UFC fanbase would be swayed by these Biff Tannen-in-Back To The Future- sentiments , but evidently it wasn't in the best interests of Jones' camp to agree to it. And since there's no clause in Jones' contract that says he HAS to fight, why would he, if he feels he wouldn't be prepared to successfully defend his title?</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19px;">As a promoter, Dana White is obviously furious that he has to kibosh an entire event, and he's definitely losing a ton of money on this thing, money he can't get back. But as a fighter, Jon Jones - and his camp - only have to look out for Jon Jones, especially when so much is on the line.</span><br />
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<span style="line-height: 19px;">His rep will most certainly take a hit - I envision an NWO-like entrance in Toronto come September - but when it's all said and done, Jones will look back on this decision and not regret it one little bit. And he shouldn't.</span><br />
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This Tumblr <a href="http://banekiffin.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">absolutely nails it</a>, mashing up the egotistical antagonist of The Dark Knight Rises with the egotistical antagonist of the Pac-12.<br />
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Between the Sean Connery-through-a-megaphone Bane voice and the Christian Bale-gargling-rocks Batman voice,<span style="font-family: inherit;"> TDKR is chock-full of <span style="line-height: 19px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">barely audible yet strangely </span>quotable lines</span>, and this certainly won't help the nonstop one liners.</div>
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Looking forward to USC winning the BCS Championship and Kiffin stepping to the mic with "Let's not stand on ceremony here!"</div>
Suppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-29065084172971981652012-08-10T08:43:00.002-04:002012-08-10T08:43:46.689-04:00Dadpost: New Music For New Dads - Great Stuff You May Have Missed<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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<span style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">I’ve been a dad for more than six months now,
but I’ve been a music lover ever since I was about two years old. My dad played
me a VHS taped off MuchMusic that included videos by Van Halen, Duran Duran,
and The New Romantics. I was hooked. There’s a home movie of me air guitaring
to “Jump” with a plastic tennis racket.</span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Since then I’ve spent the last 28 years
expanding and refining my musical tastes, and while haven’t been to a live show
in quite a while, thanks to the Internet (and Metacritic in particular) I
haven’t missed much when it comes to new records.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">It’s a pretty significant commitment keeping up
with the latest and greatest stuff while also keeping up with my fatherly
duties, and I hope to one day pass on my appreciation of good music to my
daughter (she enjoys Rush, Tool and Genesis when I play them for her, but she
also seems to equally like her mommy’s love of Backstreet Boys, Bieber and Bob
Marley).<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">For now, I’d like to pass on to my fellow new
dads some terrific music from the last few years that may have passed you by
whilst changing diapers and attempting to put your kids to bed.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">If there was a musical genre known as “Dad
Rock”, The Walkmen would probably be the poster boys (poster men?) for it. The AV Club said it best in their review of
the 5-piece’s latest record, Heaven:<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<i><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">“It’s an album of big adult themes: the weight of
responsibility, the realization that romantic infatuation is fleeting and
probably bullshit, the power of fidelity and loyalty to outlast momentary
sensation and passion. And it dispenses with them in an ordinary, everyday way,
like taking out the trash or changing the baby’s diapers.”<o:p></o:p></span></span></i></div>
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">I got the tip on these guys from Trent Reznor’s
Twitter feed in 2009, hailing their album Primary Colours as “the greatest
thing I’ve heard in a long time.” The English rockers followed up that terrific
record with last year’s Skying, which hit #5 on the UK charts. The first
single, “Still Life”, is an absolutely perfect song with a great bass line and
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">MMJ have gathered a cult following (including,
apparently, the guys who make American Dad) and with good reason: they friggin’
rock. Ranging from eight-minute slow-building epics to punchy rockers to soft
acoustic ditties, this Kentucky band does it all, and does it very, very well. Basically
everything singer Jim James touches turns to gold; whether it’s his work with
MMJ, or with folk supergroup Monsters of Folk, or his album of George Harrison
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like Fleet Foxes to mellow you out after a particularly stressful day. Their
eponymous debut was named Album of the Year by Pitchfork in 2008, which makes
sense because if you know even a little about Pitchfork, you’d know Fleet Foxes
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">I saw this band in Austin while visiting my best
friend, and the lead singer played an autoharp. I mean, that says it all right
there. Plus, “Two Weeks” is in pretty much every commercial, and with good
reason: it’s one of the best, if not the best, pop song of 2011.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Featured on backing vocals for “Two Weeks” is
the lead singer from dreampop act Beach House, and she’s no slouch, either. Some
bands are named ironically, but in this case, Beach House is bang on: it’s the best music to listen to while lying
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<span style="font-family: inherit;"><span style="line-height: 115%;">One of my most vivid memories of the past few
years was a walk through Cherry Beach in Toronto as winter was thawing into
spring. Atlas Sound’s </span><span style="background-color: white; line-height: 115%;">Let the Blind Lead
Those Who Can See But Cannot Feel was playing in my headphones, and it could
have been a movie soundtrack. Since then I’ve come to like all of Bradford
Cox’s musical projects, be it his solo work in Atlas Sound or his group work
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in Rome at the Terme Di Caracalla - ruins of ancient Roman baths. Rock shows in
foreign countries are always a great time, and so is this band, an experimental
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">This Vancouver quintet are a throwback to the
psychedelic 70s era, and having seen them live I can safely say that your dads
would like them a lot. I’ve definitely given my pop these records and when I
listen to them, I picture my dad in his 20s listening to Pink Floyd and Led
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Pretty much everyone knows Bon Iver now, thanks
in part to an Arcade Fire-esque Grammy run and Kanye West. But my introduction
to Bon Iver was back in 2008, when they opened for Black Mountain. They gave me
chills, a feeling everyone at Lee’s Palace surely shared. Their records, For
Emma, Forever Ago and Bon Iver are quite simply two of the best albums to come
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<span style="line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">The Brewis brothers have given a lot to fans of
modern British pop/indie/art-rock between Field Music and side project The Week
That Was. Catchy and intricate, they’ve put Sunderland on the map for more than
just a middling Premier League side.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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list. Vancouver’s Japandroids manage to create a lot of racket for just two
dudes, and the music world is finally starting to take notice. The duo released
their breakthrough record Post-Nothing to little fanfare, assuming it would be
the last thing they ever did as a band. Instead it was nominated for several
awards, and their follow-up effort Celebration Rock is every bit as bombastic
and fun.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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one of the three loudest bands I’ve ever seen live (Muse and Nine Inch Nails
being the other two), APTBS are guaranteed to drown out your baby’s cries. Not
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where they apparently celebrate third place.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">5/8ths of Canada’s medals are bronze. They have
one gold medal, in women’s trampoline, which is a borderline sport in a
competition chock full of borderline sports. <o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Canada also boasts five silver medals, which is
nice if you like acknowledging the first loser.<o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Here’s the thing: the rest of the world only
cares about gold medals. In fact, it’s only recently that North American media
outlets altered their medal count standings to indicate that the country with
the most gold medals - and not the one with the most total medals – should be
on top of the leaderboard.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Makes sense, right? You won the most events, you
win the Games.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Well, if Canada was honest with themselves and
only counted gold medals, they’d be rubbing elbows with the likes of Slovenia,
Norway and Grenada: all Summer Olympics powerhouses, to be sure.<o:p></o:p></span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">I actually had a debate today with my co-workers
(I work at a Toronto sports TV station – this is important information
considering the content of said debate) about who should be the flag bearer for
Canada if the medal count stays the way it is.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Most of them wanted Christine Sinclair, the
standout player of Canada’s bronze-medal winning women’s soccer team.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">That’s right: Canadians would rather reward the
best player on a 3</span><sup style="font-family: inherit; line-height: 115%;">rd</sup><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"> place finishing team than acknowledge the one
athlete that actually managed to WIN HER EVENT.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">This is perhaps the most Canadian attitude
towards something not involving universal health care.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Sure, Sinclair was absolutely dominant, and has
put herself in the conversation for the best women’s soccer player ever.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">But this isn’t the Lou Marsh Award (for Americans,
it’s the award we give to the standout Canadian athlete of the year – you’re
welcome), it’s the Olympics, which is supposed to be a showcase for the very
best, and third-best is not the very best.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Most Americans understand the distinction
between competing and winning, and how winning is the only thing that really
matters. </span></span><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;">When Michael Phelps doesn’t win gold, it’s
considered a disappointment, as it should be. I’d wager he rarely gives a
second thought to the silver and bronze medals he’s collected, and why should
he? They’d just be reminders of the handful of events he didn’t win in his
historic career.</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">Americans demand excellence and victory from
their athletes, and because Canadians don’t have, and likely will never have, that
mentality, they’ll have to settle for being also-rans and afterthoughts.<o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: 12pt; line-height: 115%;"><span style="font-family: inherit;">If you’re not first, you’re last. If Ricky Bobby
gets that, so should Canada.</span><span style="font-family: Century Gothic, sans-serif;"><o:p></o:p></span></span></div>
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It's been so far, so good in the solid food department for Hannah as she goes past the 6-month mark. Sarah and I have offered her solids twice a day on average for the last few weeks, and with the rare exception she's taken to them quite well. </div>
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Her first solid food was Gerber Rice Cereal, but now that she's had food with actual taste she won't touch the stuff. I don't blame her really; if I was just discovering my sense of taste, bland rice cereal would be somewhere near the bottom of my list as well.</div>
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As the cook of the family, I've been waiting for this time in Hannah's life with much anticipation. For you see, one of the items we received at our baby shower was a Baby Bullet (thanks, Tina!)</div>
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There are not enough superlatives in my vocabulary to adequately convey how much I love this thing. It purees enough food for several servings, it's super easy to clean, and comes with jars that you can store either in the fridge or freezer. On each one is a little dial with the days of the month so that you can keep track of when the food was made (it's good for 3 days in the fridge, 30 in the freezer).</div>
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Hannah's order of preference (roughly): bananas, sweet potatoes, carrots, peaches, sweet potatoes with chicken. Our pediatrician gave us the go ahead to add meat, but the added texture has proven a little difficult for her to handle. Although I am happy to report that today's feeding session with the sweet potato/chicken blend went well.<br />
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Next up are squash and broccoli with beef, which I just made this evening for her to try out over the next week.<br />
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We also give Hannah jarred baby food for variety and for ease of feeding during the day. She absolutely loves Gerber peas, and also enjoys the Heinz Apples & Strawberries.<br />
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Hannah's watched Sarah and I eat our meals at home with great interest, so it fills me with joy to be able to truly make her a part of meal time.<br />
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And now for a mini-announcement: I am pleased to report that Below The Mendoza Line has hooked up with the fine folks at <a href="http://next-impulse.com/index.html" target="_blank">Next Impulse Media</a>.<br />
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You'll be able to see my sports-related posts at <a href="http://cosbysweaters.com/" target="_blank">Cosby Sweaters</a>, and my Dadposts at <a href="http://playgrounddad.com/" target="_blank">Playground Dad</a>, so check out my stuff on there coming soon!<br />
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Before Hannah was born, I was rarely up before 10 AM. Now, by the time 10 rolls around, I'm about four kids TV shows deep into my day before I head off to work.<br />
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Between PBS, CBC and TVO (three of the handful of channels I get for free on our HD antenna), we have a LOT of kids' TV options, and Hannah very much enjoys a wide variety of programming.<br />
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We're often at the mercy of weather conditions and/or construction on our building in regards to what shows actually come in on any given day, but this is roughly what we're watching. Most of these shows have their shortcomings, which of course only Sarah and I notice, but as long as Hannah is entertained that's the main thing.<br />
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The Earworm Factor refers to how much the theme songs/show songs get stuck in my head, 1 being "not at all" and 10 being "want to drill the song out of my skull, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trepanning" target="_blank">trepanning</a> style."<br />
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8:00 - Curious George (PBS)<br />
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Curious George has always been one of my favourite characters. The first stuffed animal I ever got was a George, and I slept with it probably a lot longer than I should have. The movie was very well done and the show is also quite good. The animation style is modernized but the stories and the mood always bring me back to my childhood.<br />
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Earworm Factor (EF): 1 out of 10. None of the songs are similar to the original iconic theme, so they never get stuck in my head. The movie was a bit heavy on the Jack Johnson, but I guess his Dave Matthews-lite style works for something like this.<br />
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8:30 - Busytown Mysteries (CBC)<br />
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Based off the Richard Scarry series of books, a group of animals go around solving mysteries in BusyTown. This is a fairly recent addition to the rotation, but it's a pretty solid show, with one major flaw: Huckle the Cat ALWAYS solves the mystery, and the rest of the crew just throws out theories that end up being wrong. Also, the pig in the red shirt is kind of a dick, and is even drawn that way, with a frown 95% of the time.<br />
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EF: 5 out of 10. The main themes are starting to make their way into my brain; I suspect this number would rise if revisited in a couple weeks' time.<br />
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9:00 - SuperWhy (CBC/PBS)<br />
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SuperWhy is made by Decode (the company that made Undergrads, which was a pretty solid little cartoon about going to college) and uses fairy tales to help solve problems. It's a good show that is somewhat handicapped by a couple of things:
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1) Every show is based around a "super big problem", and what qualifies as "super big" is sometimes a bit of a stretch. Whyatt's wasting water! He hears his baby sister say her first word, but no one believes him! He has nothing to do! Truly problems that rock the foundation of our modern world.<br />
2) Red Riding Hood is USELESS. She's easily the least featured of the four major characters, and with good reason: her "problems" are pretty weak. In one episode this week, her "super big problem" was feeling bad for not sharing any of her bushels of apples. The Super Story Answer was "SHARE", but they should have added, "you selfish brat."<br />
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EF: 10 out of 10. By far the earwormiest show we watch, to the point where Sarah is singing it throughout the day. I'll be at work 5 hours later and one of the recurring themes will pop in to my head and refuse to leave, no matter what Rush or Metallica songs I attempt to counteract it with.<br />
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9:30 - The Cat in the Hat Knows A Lot About That (CBC) / Dinosaur Train (PBS)<br />
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It's no surprise that Dr. Seuss translates well onto the small screen, and Martin Short as the voice of the Cat is perfect. The one thing that bugs me about this show, though, is the kids' mother. She lets them go, go, go, go on an adventure without raising much of a concern as to where they're going or what they're doing. Sometimes they don't even bother showing her saying yes; a voice just comes from the house. That's some kickass parenting there, lady. And the Cat knows he's basically running the show. He teases the kids as to whether or not they should go by adding, "Your mother will not mind at all if you do!" And you know what? He's right: she doesn't give a SHIT.<br />
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Cat in the Hat is also on PBS earlier in the day, but thanks to Busytown (and CBC's overall signal reliability) we've started watching it here, so Dinosaur Train often gets bumped altogether, which is a shame. I mean, dinosaurs AND trains! It's a winning combination. That said, the Dinosaur Train A-Z series of episodes is on WAY too often, and that can get repetitive.<br />
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EF: 7 out of 10 (Cat In The Hat), 3 out of 10 (Dinosaur Train). The song they play after the Cat takes off with the kids is pretty annoying, but at least it's the only one. Other than the A-Z song getting overplayed, Dinosaur Train's songs are pretty inoffensive. I can't be mad at an Elvis-impersonating dinosaur; he sounds like <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WE3d2GHBuvQ" target="_blank">Johnny Bravo</a>!<br />
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Unparalleled kids TV awesomeness for 40-plus years. You know the Street is still the place to be by virtue of the absolute garbage that PBS and TVO throw on in their time slot. It's like NFL Sunday: everyone else gets the hell out of the way. Hannah LOVES Elmo, the old-school characters show up enough to keep me happy, and the celebrity guests are great. You can tell they're having fun and consider it an honour to be on the show, and that's because it is.<br />
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If I'm watching Sid, it means I have the day off, as I usually start work at 11 and have to take off midway through Sesame Street. Sid is a Jim Henson creation, and he's part kid, part scientist and part reporter. It's pretty well done overall, though <a href="http://www.yyzbambina.com/2012/06/confessions-of-cartoon-hater.html" target="_blank">Sarah's criticisms of it</a> are spot on.<br />
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EF: 8 out of 10. A close second to SuperWhy for most annoying songs. They do the same songs every time they leave for school, look for their friends at school, go INTO the school...it's a bit much.<br />
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EF: 2 out of 10. Not much going on in the way of music; they're all about the words, yo. Word.<br />
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I'm not sure what it says about my skills as a father that I've written such a massive post on what I watch with my 5-month old daughter, but anyone who's watched their kid contently and quietly watching knows how invaluable a resource TV can be. Plus a cursory look at the <a href="http://ctvmedia.ca/ctv/releases/release.asp?id=14650&yyyy=2011" target="_blank">most popular shows for grownups</a> reveals they're not much more intellectually stimulating than any of the programs above, so don't judge me, bro.</div>Suppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-9001753296977032592012-06-25T22:45:00.001-04:002012-06-25T22:46:49.462-04:00Do The Jays Have Any More Pitchers?<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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The Leafs rid themselves of two players who failed to live up to lofty expectations on Saturday, trading Luke Schenn to Philadelphia for power forward James van Riemsdyk, and the rights to Jonas Gustavsson to the Jets for a conditional 7th round pick in next year's draft.<br />
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Schenn was a minus-23 in four seasons with Toronto and while he was mostly the stay-at-home defenseman type, he clearly regressed and should benefit from a change of scenery and playing with his brother Brayden in Philly.<br />
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It should be no surprise to anyone that Gustavsson didn't work out in Toronto, but not for the reasons you think.<br />
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Imagine you're a promising young goalie in Sweden who lost both your parents before you've even signed a deal. Then imagine the general manager of one of the biggest teams in professional sports calls you "the best goalie not in the NHL."<br />
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Then, on the first day of training camp, you've been found to have an irregular heartbeat and undergo surgery.<br />
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Now go out and play the toughest position in hockey in front of the most unforgiving and cruel fanbase in the league.<br />
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All of these things happened to "The Monster", and now he's off to Winnipeg. He deserved a lot better.<br />
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As for the Leafs' actual drafting on Saturday, they grabbed yet another defenseman - Etobicoke native Matthew Finn - 35th overall, to go along with Friday's selection of Morgan Rielly. He's related to former Leaf and current human pane of glass Carlo Colaiacovo, so you know, that should work out great.</div>Suppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-6541102157130867012012-06-17T14:01:00.002-04:002012-06-18T13:45:25.233-04:00LaDainian Tomlinson Will Retire A Charger<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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So what do you do after you've won the Stanley Cup, the Conn Smythe Trophy and likely the Vezina Trophy?<br />
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Well, if you're LA Kings goalie Jonathan Quick, you get really, really drunk, and you drop not one, not two, but THREE F-bombs on live television.<br />
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I'm starting to think that Hannah might be Wolverine.<br />
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Now before you get all <a href="http://simpsons.wikia.com/wiki/Jeffrey_Albertson" target="_blank">Comic Book Guy</a> on me, hear me out: they're both Canadian, they both don't do what you tell them to do, and they both possess incredible sharp claws. <br />
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And after Hannah sunk her fingers into my hand for the eleventy billionth time this morning, I think I might call Marvel to get a distribution deal done. <br />
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Oh sure, she might look all sweet and innocent, but just like our X-Man friend, those claws could cut through a man like a hot knife through butter.<br />
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I clip them every time we give her a bath, but that only serves to make
them even more razor sharp. Even filing seems to sharpen them further.<br />
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<a href="http://www.amfed.org/t_mohs.htm" target="_blank">Mohs Scale of Hardness</a> might list fingernails as a 2.5, but that's clearly just a human average, because baby fingernails are somewhere around an 11.<br />
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I'm confident that Hannah's nails could scratch diamond, and would scratch adamantium if that actually existed.<br />
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If she ever learns to do the <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=frftFTWiR9k&t=0m42s" target="_blank">Berserker Barrage</a>, we're all doomed.<br />
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Well, that was certainly one hell of an opening to the 2012 European Championship.<br />
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On paper, Poland vs Greece looked to be one of the worst, if not the worst, opening match in tournament history.<br />
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On the pitch, it was...not that.<br />
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Two goals, one red card, two ludicrous yellow cards, one howler per keeper, one saved penalty, all in a match which could have featured exactly none of the above.<br />
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The Poles came out strong in front of their home crowd, which was to be expected, but the Greeks responded well and got two huge breaks from Polish keeper Wojciech Szczesny, first failing to clear a cross that led to the eventual tying marker, and then earning a straight red for a rash challenge that will leave him on the bench for Poland's next match.<br />
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Greece could have won were it not for a poor penalty take from captain Giorgos Karagounis, but given how badly they were outplayed early on, you won't hear too many complaints about the result.<br />
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Overall it was a much deserved sharing of points and a sign that both clubs are frisky and look to stand a chance of coming out of the group in second place.<br />
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I say second place with a purpose, because Russia has clearly shown they're the class of Group A.<br />
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The George Bush-haunting Russians blasted four past Petr Cech, two from 21-year-old phenom Alan Dzageov, who's already this tournament's Wayne Rooney, and is surely cashing the cheque to a top-flight international club for next season.<br />
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Hannah will be four months old on Monday, and it's amazing how much she's grown up already.<br />
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She locks eyes with us in the morning and lights up, smiling wide and often. She loves watching Sesame Street in her rocker, sitting in her high chair while Sarah and I eat, and playing with her various toys and her various entertainment centres. She enjoys going on trips to the library, the mall, and to visit her grandparents.<br />
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Of course, it's not all <a href="http://www.snpp.com/episodes/8F09.html">smiles und sunshine</a>. We're pretty sure she's getting her first tooth, so she's been mega-drooly and irritable the last few days, to the point where it's affecting her ability to sleep through the night, something I was definitely getting used to.<br />
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Also, as the weather gets hotter, so too does our non air-conditioned apartment. An overheated baby is not a happy baby, so we've been running the fan and cool mist humidifier to keep everyone's body temp down.<br />
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But overall, things are going well. I got home from work today and - after washing my subway-ridden hands - swept her up in my arms. The feeling of holding her as she cuddles into my shoulder and neck is indescribably blissful, and the 9 hours or so spent away from her are quickly dismissed and forgotten.<br />
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While I'm away, Sarah is at home taking excellent care of Hannah, and when she has the chance has been blogging about her first journey through motherhood.<br />
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Today we learned that she's been <a href="http://www.torontomomnow.com/2012/2012s-30-ultimate-toronto-mom-bloggers-25-30/">nominated as one of Toronto Mom Now's 30 Ultimate Mom Bloggers</a>, and is in the running for a contest to determine who's got the best mom blog.<br />
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You can vote for <a href="http://yyzbambinablog.blogspot.ca/">YYZ Bambina Blog</a> starting May 29 <a href="http://www.torontomomnow.com/">here</a>. <br />
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Way to go babe! Hannah and I are proud of you.<br />
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So, Brett Lawrie will get suspended for the above. Most people - including most baseball people - will agree that the forthcoming suspension is warranted.<br />
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But what will umpire Bill Miller get? Probably nothing, or at least next to nothing; a warning or stern talking-to from the MLB umpire <a href="http://www.reddit.com/r/clonehigh">board of shadowy figures</a>.<br />
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It's an imbalance that baseball continues to allow, for old-timey, prehistoric, bullshit reasons.<br />
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In virtually any other walk of life, Bill Miller gets reprimanded for being wrong. He gets held accountable for his mistakes, especially when they potentially change the outcome of an event.<br />
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But not in baseball. <br />
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It's really the one thing I can't stand about my favourite game: its outright unwillingness to adapt or change with the times.<br />
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Nostalgic baseball "purists" uphold this stubbornness as a virtue, as a part of what makes the game great. I say it's the part that holds it back from being excellent.<br />
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Yes, Brett Lawrie is mad. And he's justified. He got jobbed, and got frustrated. And he'll be vilified for losing his cool, and deemed deserving of whatever suspension he'll receive.<br />
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And yet, everyone will simultaneously acknowledge that yeah, the umpire made a mistake, but hey, whatareyagonnado, that's baseball.<br />
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It's pathetic, is what it is.</div>Suppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-47506723657024675272012-05-10T16:36:00.000-04:002012-05-10T17:04:53.024-04:00Vlad Guerrero is a Blue Jay<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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According to <a href="https://twitter.com/#%21/Ken_Rosenthal">The Ken Rosenthal</a>, the Blue Jays have signed Vladimir Guerrero to a minor-league deal.<br />
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Said minor league deal will reportedly become a prorated 1.3 million if he makes the big club, so Vladdy will have some incentive to get into game shape, and the Jays aren't on the hook for much if he stinks.<br />
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What this means to the lineup is unclear, but worst-case scenario Guerrero would be an imposing bat off the bench against left-handed pitching, and best-case scenario he resembles the Vladdy of old at DH, moving Edwin Encarnacion to first and sending Adam Lind to the bench against lefties.<br />
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Keep in mind, Guerrero hit .290 last year with Baltimore, and had a .300/29/115/.841 line the year before, so it's not like the dude has completely forgotten how to hit the baseball.<br />
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Plus, I mean, <i>it's Vladdy freakin' Guerrero.</i> Disliking Vlad is akin to disliking kittens, or patio beers.<br />
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Guerrero will become the 56th player to suit up for both Canadian MLB clubs, and his first dinger with the Jays would be his 450th career home run.<br />
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Oh, and he has a .411 career on-base percentage at Rogers Centre with 12 HR and 36 RBI. <br />
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In summary: yes. <br />
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Junior Seau was the reason I became a fan of the San Diego Chargers. He was also the reason I became an NFL fan in general, and part of the reason why my favourite number is 55.<br />
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He played with such fire and passion that it was impossible to not be a fan of his.<br />
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And that fire and passion could be one of the reasons Junior Seau is dead. <br />
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Seau played 20 years in the NFL. That's 2-0. Most NFL players don't make it past four or five years (the average is 3.3).<br />
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And that number could be one of the reasons Junior Seau is dead.<br />
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Throughout all the tributes and memorials that are to come, you won't hear a single bad word about Junior Seau, not even when he <a href="http://www.utsandiego.com/news/2010/oct/18/junior-seau-injured-car-accident-tmz-reports-it-fo/">drove his car off a cliff in 2010</a> after an apparent domestic dispute.<br />
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And that level of respect could be one of the reasons Junior Seau is dead.<br />
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We've heard a lot recently about <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/news?slug=ycn-10597447">what happens to NFL players after they retire</a>. In a lot of cases, <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/15987548">the story doesn't end well</a>, and it didn't for Junior Seau, or seven other members of the <a href="http://www.nfl.com/news/story/09000d5d828d1b11/article/seau-the-latest-chapter-in-sad-legacy-of-1994-chargers">1994 AFC champion Chargers roster</a>.<br />
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Did Seau shoot himself in the chest, <a href="http://www.zimbio.com/Dave+Duerson/articles/UO7Uylb-6pk/Dave+Duerson+Suicide+Remembered+After+Junior">as Dave Duerson did</a>, to preserve his brain for examination? To send us a message that, yes, there was something wrong with him, and to find the answer so that no one else has to die in this way?<br />
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Perhaps we will be able to answer that question, in time. Or perhaps not.<br />
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Either way, the sporting world has lost one of its all-time greats and a true professional, and unfortunately, his profession could ultimately be one of the reasons Junior Seau is dead.<br />
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We'll miss you, Junior.<br />
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No, that's not the title of the latest Jackie Collins novel (sidebar: is Jackie Collins even still alive?)<br />
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On Saturday night at Dodger Stadium, Stephen Strasburg and the Washington Nationals will take on Matt Kemp and the Los Angeles Dodgers.<br />
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Oh, and some 19-year-old kid named Bryce Harper will be making his <a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/mlb/2012/04/27/bryce-harper-gets-the-call/">sort-of-anticipated major league debut</a>.<br />
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All set to the dulcet tones of Vin Scully. I can think of worse things to watch on Saturday night.<br />
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If Harper sticks with the big club through mid-June, he'll be making a trip to the Dome from June 11-13; a Harper/Brett Lawrie encounter should send the <a href="http://twitpic.com/868c87">bro-meter</a> through the roof, which will hopefully be open due to nice weather, and to let the bro-ness dissipate harmlessly into the bro-mosphere.</div>Suppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-54806220926742189122012-04-26T15:56:00.000-04:002012-04-26T15:56:21.415-04:00This Week In Terrible Human Beings<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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I won't write too much on this since it's been done already (<a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/mlb/2012/04/26/one-rule-to-abide-by/">and in far better fashion</a>), but I will say a few things:<br />
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1) That couple is the WORST.<br />
2) Shout out to Michael Kay for hammering the couple on air for a good inning or so.<br />
3) If that was me at the ballpark with Hannah, I'd be giving that dude the business. No one's punking my kid like that for some attention-hungry cougar.<br />
4) This will be all over Plays of the Week tonight (especially since I'm producing it).<br />
5) Seriously, THE WORST.</div>Suppahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/12264213283560776380noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-20606601.post-85759586002881575712012-04-24T22:25:00.001-04:002012-04-24T22:29:39.165-04:00Philip Humber Wins At Life, Deserves A Week Off<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
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So how do you follow up a miracle pitching performance? With the miracle of life, of course.<br />
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Philip Humber - <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/news/white-sox-rhp-phil-humber-222948392--mlb.html">owner of baseball's 21st perfect game</a> - is now heading home to be with his wife as they prepare for <a href="http://sports.yahoo.com/news/phil-humber-heads-home-expectant-011312983--mlb.html;_ylt=Agh_sqSWTmOc49iROk1oXnkRvLYF">the birth of their first child</a>.<br />
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Humber's still expected to make his scheduled start on Thursday, but, if I may: FUCK. THAT.<br />
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His baseball career will never be at a higher trajectory; it's only downhill from perfection. And four days after reaching that high, he's about to reach another: welcoming the next generation of his family.<br />
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So if I were Humber, I'd be telling Robin Ventura he can go find some other jabroni on <a href="http://www.milb.com/index.jsp?sid=t494">Charlotte</a> or <a href="http://www.milb.com/index.jsp?sid=t247">Birmingham</a> to make a spot start, because I'm taking a week off to, you know, be with my wife and new baby, and ALSO I RETIRED 27 STRAIGHT BATTERS MY LAST TIME OUT SO GO FUCK YOURSELF.<br />
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Ahem. Congrats to the Humbers on the new addition to the fam.<br />
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The name "Encarnacion" literally translates from Spanish to "incarnation". So, if my <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Babel_fish_%28The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy%29#Babel_fish">Babelfish is correctly lodged in my ear</a>, Edwin Encarnacion is "<span class="ssens">the embodiment of a deity or spirit in some earthly form". </span><br />
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OK, a bit of a stretch, I know, but still, it drives my point home: through the first 15 games of the season <a href="http://blogs.thescore.com/mlb/2012/04/20/the-small-sample-size-song/">(small sample size alert!)</a>, EE has been the Jays' best hitter.<br />
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He leads the team in nearly every major statistical category, even stolen bases (3). His 13 RBI puts him among the AL leaders, He hits cleanup against lefties, and probably should be against righties too; he's hitting .341 against them so far.<br />
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Unlike the usual "I felt great in spring" bullhonky , <a href="http://sports.nationalpost.com/2012/04/21/blue-jays-new-and-improved-edwin-encarnacion/">a few things <i>have </i>changed for Edwin</a>.<i> </i>His swing is shorter and two-handed, as opposed to the long one of past years where his left hand would fly off on the followthrough. He also eliminated the high leg kick and lost some weight.<br />
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And his much-maligned defence has been a non-factor; other than three games at first, E5 has been on DH duty.<br />
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What's most surprising - and a sign that this might be for real - is that EE doesn't usually get going until after the All-Star Break. Encarnacion was hitting a paltry .209 / .333 / .374 when he was traded to Toronto in July of 2009, and EE's 1st half splits as a Jay the following two years were...not the best:<br />
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<b>2011 - .255 / .283 / .405</b><br />
<b>2010 - .221 / .304 / .463</b><br />
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His current .323 / .368 / .613 line is likely unsustainable for a whole season, but it's nice to have a presence in the middle of the lineup that isn't a <a href="http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=muppet">complete muppet</a> (see Lind, Adam).<br />
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It wasn't long ago that EE was dubbed one of the worst players in baseball, so as Dean Pritchard might say, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/character/ch0009004/">it's been quite a journey</a>.<br />
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