Chris Bosh Should Probably Stop Tweeting. Seriously.

May 17 - Man! I am truly and honestly out of shape. Lol

May 16 - Anybody know of a good TV series to get into?

May 15 - I just had the best burger of my life

May 14 - I almost made it the whole day without anyone asking what I'm gonna do about next year.

May 13 - I am bored out of my mind!

Free agency: you're doing it wrong.

Reggie Evans Is The Answer

...if the question is, how can the Raptors get a decent rebounder and give away a player who has no defense whatsoever?

So farewell, Jason Kapono, you and your one-dimensional game and hilarious out-of-shape-white-dude style of running.

And welcome, Reggie Evans: you will be asked to do 100% of the rebounding when you're on the court.

Apparently, some of your fans will miss you.

Happy Birthday! You're A Deadbeat Dad!

And the 2008-2009 Toronto Raptors season hits rock bottom.

Raptor Bosh a deadbeat dad, lawsuit says

Raptors star Bosh says he'll 'take care of responsibilities'

This adds further weight to my belief that superstar athletes and celebrities should never get married.

The story also serves as the worst hangover ever, since it comes on the heels of Bosh's 25th birthday and a mega-party at Maro on Sunday night.

It's safe to say that the days of fun-loving, goofy Chris Bosh are over, and perhaps so are his days as a Raptor. Hard to have a deadbeat franchise player, unless you're the former Seattle Sonics with Shawn Kemp; I'm thinking they were just trying to set some kind of crazy record.

I'm not a mathematician...

...but let's see if we can work this equation out together:

Toronto Raptors (TOR) > Oklahoma City Thunder (OKC)

OKC = The worst team in the NBA

if OKC = 91 and TOR = 83,

then OKC > TOR,

and TOR = The worst team in the NBA

I dropped out of calculus in my senior year of high school, so I could be wrong here...but I think I've got it.