Even when the Lions win, they kind of lose. That photographer's gonna have a nice shot of Matthew Stafford's bald spot.
To NFL Fan,
www.scientology.org
*Movie Announcer Voice*
This fall...Aaron Rodgers is...Ninja Quarterback!
The Lord revealed Himself to Vincent Jackson and two Miami defenders...and God said, "You stay classy, San Diego."
*terrible French accent*
"Ah, zut alors! Je deteste cornerbacks avec un nom hyphenated! La divorce c'est une chose terrible! Pensez aux enfants! Je dois facemask-toi!"
Ravens fans: still terrifying.
Ray Rice: "What is this differently-painted section of the field? Never been here before...wait, is this the endzone?!? I did it, I finally made it!"
OK Rams fans, are you ready for another week of crippingly inept football??? *setting off pyro*
First Pittsburgh, and now Indy...the AFC owns Kurt Warner's ass in primetime.
"Seasons of Loooooooooove!"
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